Thank you, my liberal friends, for the removal of DDT. Thanks to that, poor African nations no longer have to worry about health care for seniors......because there aren't any seniors.
Thank you for the stark warnings when I was in grade school that the world would not have the capacity to produce enough food for all of us by the time I was a young adult. I guess this whole obesity thing has come as a quite a shock.
Thank you for calling all of us ignorant, heartless, backwards fools who had a problem with stem cell research, excuse me, cloning of human beings. Thanks to the cloning research that has gone on everywhere, we are up to zero cases of anything cured. But at least you had a chance to consider yourselves superior and we all know how much you love that. In fact, now that the leader of the modern movement has walked away from stem cell research to a more "socially acceptable" and "scientifically superior" approach, perhaps we could all just forget that your bitter insults were off the mark - there really might be a better way and that there was no real path to success there.
Thank you for letting us know that the global AIDS crisis was on the verge of wiping out civilization as we know it. For now telling me that the plummet in global AIDS cases that was just reported was actually a factor of prior exponential exaggeration of the crisis in order to extort funds, also known as tax dollars (which is THE point here).
Global what?
Now I want to thank you for telling me how stupid I am not to be all wound up about global warming.
I'm reminded that George Bush's global warming was to be the cause of a "season of hurricanes" just like Katrina. I'm reminded every time I look at my drying lawn and read another story about a water shortage. You see, the complete lack of hurricane activity hitting the Southeast has left us in a desperate water shortage. One that a single hurricane would fix.
I'm reminded when I see scientists who say the science for "earth in the balance" was tortured at best and false at worst.
I'm reminded when I see that Al Gore, the face of global warming threats, really doesn't take any of it seriously or personally and actually burns the equivalent of a small town's energy each day at his sprawling mansion.
I'm reminded when I see stories on the Disovery Channel of "global warming" from earlier chapters in this earth's history that actually..(pause for emphasis)...predated the internal combusion engine. Even before aerosol.
I'm reminded of the gravity of the "experts" when I see a high-school dropout who gained fame playing a prostitiute in a movie providing me with all the pertinent facts about how ignorant I am, while overcharged old, white senior politicians vie for a little Hollywood attention.
I am changing the light bulbs in my house to low energy bulbs and I have replaced my washer and dryer and HVAC systems with energy efficient ones. I'm replacing windows and turning off lights. And as soon as I can afford it, I'll be replacing our cars with much more energy efficient ones. I care about my family, my children and the environment as much, I think, as anyone else. But don't expect me to believe the latest fad and to vote for the candidate ready to suffocate the issue in tax dollars.
The science isn't good. It's not good at all. And sometimes you do more harm than good. Speaking of which, what will we do with all the mercury in these bulbs in 10 years?
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